00davo.txt

there be horses here

  1. nevertrustanoracle:

    idwia:

    aliciasimaginaryfriends:

    stepha333:

    goldaries13:

    kadajswolfqueen:

    aph-peter-kirkland:

    flying-prussian-pugs:

    ask-thunderblast:

    mushroom-cookie-bear:

    ask-eevee-mlp:

    ie-pony:

    saladcest:

    heinousroxy:

    deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

    overaaalls:

    deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

    rennertastic:

    rennertastuc

    GODDAMNIT

    deeeeeeeeyioyrfdssssssm

    motehr fucker

    overalls 

    im doign this again

    dxwwwwwwwwwwwwwyuitdsssssssssssssjm

    fuckj

    y37g75we7xr5

    i dont think i even dtried

    saladcest

    wow i got that right

    lucky moi

    thdmastweudrevkiffubf

    ok

    deidswa

    muaheoomc99iieveat

    …ok

    jdnrd…DX

    f;uongptuffidn[tgf

    Fun

    Alh+,prtetg+8$+(@’$ Well that worked

    kgrxdhirolgeurrn

    goldaries13

    Go me I actually did it

    Stepha222
    I am so ashamed.

    AlixjSunagjndyceuwbxa cons of an iPad…

    jxAGTa yeah I knew this would end badly

    nevertrustwgorwcoe… well, I got the first two words

    00davo.txt

    david mclean

    where did y’all learn to type

  2. Guess what this does (solution)

    elisp-solves-problems:

    A few weeks ago I asked people to predict, without trying it first, what this would print:

    perl -le 'print(two + two == five ? "true" : "false")'
    

    (If you haven’t seen this yet, I recommend that you guess, and then test your guess, before reading the rest of this article.)

    Mild spoilers: I recognized the barewords and that they were a problem, but I didn’t know barewords would get converted to 0 by +. And, I completely forgot about the optional filehandle argument of print. The article has a nice description of how print figures out what to do with its arguments (not an easy problem!), and the solution to the mystery!

    and then perl goes ahead and does something like this. so there’s that.

    actually, most of it is pretty sensible taken based on the “kinda like a shell” rules perl uses. that optional argument feature is just a huge mess though.

  3. y’know, i can’t believe people call perl “line noise”

    i mean, this is a factorial function in perl

    sub factorial {
        my ($n) = @_;
        return 0 if $n < 0;
    
        my $res = 1;
        while ($n) { $res *= $n--; }
        return $res;
    }
    print factorial(5);
    

    this is a factorial function in j

    factorial=:(*/@:>:@:i.)"0
    factorial 5